It took some searching, but I finally found it. For me, Christmas looses a little more of its magic each year as the commercialism runs away with the show. It seems reindeer and snow people are replacing the nativity scenes that were once a very common part of Christmas decorating. Then came the inflatables. I personally can’t stand them. There is no way I’m installing an inflatable snow globe with a circumference that will eat up my entire front yard. Don’t get me started on the energy they consume or the fact that they look like trash in your yard when powered off. Anyway, I said the only way I was getting an inflatable - was if it was an inflatable Jesus. Well folks, here is what I’ve come up with:
It’s ordered and should be here soon. Now the only question is how to break this news to my wife, who I’m certain will think I’m nuts. Sorry babe, don’t worry - I used the Amex card. :)
“Dear tiny infant Jesus, I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons. My lovely, precious daughter. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife, who is a stone cold fox.” — Ricky Bobby (adapted slightly to fit my family)
Anyone interested can order theirs here. Lets bring back some Christmas magic.
– steve